Yes - the computer is always there and doesn't anything, while the stenographer sits there if you don't dictate, looks at you from gentle, innocent young eyes if you stop, and costing money by the hour.

Here she is:



Print her out and hang her over your computer; that's the best I can offer you.

And: this comment of yours can apply for the title of New Comment to Oldest LJ Post ever. You rarely comment on a year-old post, normally...