Doable New Years' resolutions -- as seen around, specifically at <lj site="livejournal.com" user="co

[yakalskovich]

1. I will not use my Danish battle-axe to decapitate anybody except superfluous Siemens, Hypo RealEstate, Opel, or general bank and hedge fond managers designated for public deletion.-
2. I will not teach Mephisto to tap-dance.
3. I will not nuke the Miserable Village unless provoked.