'Drums of Gaugamela' forever impressed itself upon my brain one time when I was marching through the Miserable Village with that on my MP3 player. It nicely expresses the disdainful distaste I feel for that place.

And why is today (yesterday?) totally awesome 21 times?? Did anybody put anything into your tea? Is your cynicism broken? Did you snog one of the kendo masters?

Riddles upon riddles...

Oh, and do you want a letter yourself?