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yakalskovich) wrote2009-09-03 12:35 pm
yakalskovich) wrote2009-09-03 12:35 pm
No news -- no news AT ALL
Seems that at the moment there is so little happening here (with everybody still gone for holidays), the newspapers have SERIOUS problems filling their pages.
Headline in the provincial newspaper some old guy was reading on the train when I went to work:
"Fish Attack At Bathing Lake! Little Boy's Toe Bitten!"
Follows a colour picture of some ugly whingy seven-year-old brat sitting on a meadow in his bathing trunks showing his foot, which to me looks perfectly healthy, and a long-ass article.
Because some kid went swimming and fish nibbled on its toes! That is NEWS in early September in rural Bavaria!!
In other news, Vernon Dursley is running for parliament in Munich. Pictorial proof later, when I'm at home at my computer and can upload pictures.-
Headline in the provincial newspaper some old guy was reading on the train when I went to work:
"Fish Attack At Bathing Lake! Little Boy's Toe Bitten!"
Follows a colour picture of some ugly whingy seven-year-old brat sitting on a meadow in his bathing trunks showing his foot, which to me looks perfectly healthy, and a long-ass article.
Because some kid went swimming and fish nibbled on its toes! That is NEWS in early September in rural Bavaria!!
In other news, Vernon Dursley is running for parliament in Munich. Pictorial proof later, when I'm at home at my computer and can upload pictures.-