Oh yes, how could I! The cellists are a standing conspiracy as well, just as the Freemasons, the Rotarians, and the Shieldmaidens of the Apocalypse.

There is this black Senator Obama many Americans place great hopes in. In any case, I hope the Democrats have the guts for once, and their next candidate is either. Either a black man or a woman. Although even being that, or being both, doesn't make you necessarily a good person, see Condy Rice.