Another post for the librarians on my flist...

[yakalskovich]

BOOKS --THAT IS EXACTLY HOW THEY WORK!

Found by essayel here, but as thy have silly safeguards against deep-linking, I use the Russian original.

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[yakalskovich]

You want guerrilla locksmiths?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

YESSSHHHHHHHHHHHH


puleez


lately the lock wouldn't even open from either side and I can't get that size doors no more and I'm scared and oh you will love this:


the locksmith I nearly had come (never sure if house would pay for it as they should or not) was the one who remembered HAVING DRILLED A HOLE THROUGH MY CEILING

[yakalskovich]

Oh dear, yes, I hear horror stories. A lady called Kelef on my other blog roll has been suffering from a protracted case of plumbers, plasterers and painters for years now...