Vell, zo am I, in fact. I can do zer 'accent as vell if I haff to, but I trry to avoid it - it makes my characters look zo zilly. In loggage, of course, vhen zey 'arre speaking, I am qvite villing to do it...

"Rrite", you zay, offering me zer last missing element for zer verry harrd 'accent I vill haff to use zoon forr my prresent main character in forthcoming loggage: how to do zer harrd "R". I vas ztill vonderring whther I should trry a double "rr" or rrather a "rh".