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Maru ([personal profile] yakalskovich) wrote2013-10-20 10:52 pm
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Les Mis 1998 -- counting the wrongness


Okay, I MST3Ked the movie already, now I will mere count the winces, and only very rarely say what they are for. The Nazgul wants to see because of Liam Neeson and Geoffrey Rush, and as it it Wrong Movie Sunday apparently (we saw the ATLA movie), I can just as well go the whole hog and do that to myself.

Okay, here goes:
  1. Owwww!!
  2. Ouch!!
  3. Wrong name
  4. Wrong name
  5. Wrong product of the factory
  6. Wrong name
  7. Nope
  8. No!!!
  9. The Nazgul likes Javert's hat. She can have it.-
  10. No
  11. No definitely no - forget that 'modern science' shit!
  12. No, sorry
  13. Ouch
  14. OWWWWW!
  15. So wrong!
  16. Nopeski
  17. Erm, no
  18. Wrong name
  19. Nopeski
  20. Nope -- no galloping coaches
  21. Oh no definitely not!!
  22. No no no!!
  23. Nopeski
  24. Still incorrect coaches
  25. Please, no!
  26. Eurgh!
  27. The Nazgul still wants Javert's hat. She is looking up patterns for how to make it.
  28. Nope
  29. Nope
  30. Wrong name, and generally wrong anyway
  31. No, just no!
  32. Continuously wrong name -- odd they kept Toussaint correct, though
  33. Nope
  34. Nope
  35. Stovepipe hat -- canonically correct, but the Nazgul doesn't like it.
  36. Nopeski!
  37. Nope
  38. NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  39. Ouch!
  40. Eurgh, bah, ew, just NO!
  41. Even my Little Lady is more mature than this ridiculous Cosestte
  42. No, no, no
  43. Nope. That is what you get for having no Éponine.
  44. Wrong address
  45. Nope
  46. Ohai face squirrels -- not wrong! But couldn't resist.
  47. NOOOOO!!!
  48. Ouch!!
  49. Ow!
  50. Nope
  51. Nopeski
  52. Nope!
  53. No!!
  54. No!!
  55. No
  56. Nope
  57. No!
  58. Oh no
  59. Never
  60. Even the Nazgul says 'Huh' and finds it strange
  61. Nope
  62. NO!!
  63. Definitely not
  64. So totally no!
  65. NOOOOO!!!
  66. NO!
  67. No, not even real Paris saves this. Also, the last fifth is missing.

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fightingthecage: (Angus - Rocking It)

[personal profile] fightingthecage 2013-10-20 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Number 9. *CACKLE* Excellent use of snark, there. :D

Oh God, I must see this movie.
yakalskovich: (Lupus in fabula)

[personal profile] yakalskovich 2013-10-20 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You do! You are warned now, and know to expect 67 things wrong with it.-
fightingthecage: (London - the Eye)

[personal profile] fightingthecage 2013-10-20 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I consider myself duly forewarned. :D
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