Spam meme - gacked from wiebke

[yakalskovich]

wiebke just quoted and commented on the funniest spam headlines that were filtered from her inbox today; I looked into mine, just having arrived at work, and will do the same. Go on, you lot, mock your spam and let us see!

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"Anxiety can be difficult. Let us help!"

Awww, how nice of you. I will let you know if I ever feel any anxiety that's out of the ordinary.

"Help your boyfriend with his pain"

Eeeek - what boyfriend? You've got the wrong person. I only have figments who have virtual boyfriends (in the discworld_rpg), the most notable of whom is RPed by a wonderful young woman in Australia with whom I get on just fine without any spammy suggestions, thank you.

"Monster Cock Pornno"

Nah, you don't mean me, you mean vaysh!

"Viagra für Deutschland"

*sporfl*!!! That's exactly what Germany needs to restore its lost potency on the world market! Now we know. And just look at Chancellor Schröder, he will be so grateful for your offer.

"encouragement tender"

Who are you, an electronic re-incarnation of e.e. cummings?

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[vaysh]

"Monster Cock Pornno"

Nah, you don't mean me, you mean vaysh!

*gasps!* I...I needed the money! I was a stupid kid! They-they promised they'd destroy the film!