yakalskovich | Entries tagged with spam

wiebke just quoted and commented on the funniest spam headlines that were filtered from her inbox today; I looked into mine, just having arrived at work, and will do the same. Go on, you lot, mock your spam and let us see!

"Anxiety can be difficult. Let us help!"

Awww, how nice of you. I will let you know if I ever feel any anxiety that's out of the ordinary.

"Help your boyfriend with his pain"

Eeeek - what boyfriend? You've got the wrong person. I only have figments who have virtual boyfriends (in the discworld_rpg), the most notable of whom is RPed by a wonderful young woman in Australia with whom I get on just fine without any spammy suggestions, thank you.

"Monster Cock Pornno"

Nah, you don't mean me, you mean vaysh!

"Viagra für Deutschland"

*sporfl*!!! That's exactly what Germany needs to restore its lost potency on the world market! Now we know. And just look at Chancellor Schröder, he will be so grateful for your offer.

"encouragement tender"

Who are you, an electronic re-incarnation of e.e. cummings?

Current Mood: giggly
Current Music: None; I'm at work

No idea what that Russian chain meme is supposed to be good for - it looks like fun, though. It auto-updates your LJ if you're logged in as the user name you enter, so beware. It's not an evil hack, though. It just adds your name to the chain. I like having cyrillic characters on my LJ. Cool. I kicked it off Lajos's journal, though - no point in dragging that over to RPG space. Not all memes are suitable for Discworld. The "warning label" one was a hoot, though, over there. Hah - Mr Pointy is poisonous, which will not be forgotten, ever...

"You get either drowned or roasted these days. For tomorrow, drowning is scheduled", the Nazgul announced about the weather in an email last night. As she is a Nazgul, she's right, of course (she can demand to "see blood" and will get ankle-deep redness, as we know); there was an impressive thunderstorm last night to switch things over to drowning mode, which is now at full flow.

My ladies are taking root here in no time: my mother visited all the painters' studios in the second back courtyard last evening while the Little Lady played badminton with Paul from next door. I wasn't really needed to play hostess to them any longer and could chat to ponderstibbons on the discworld_rpg as if it was an ordinary day.

Today's morning session, though, was characterised by complete and utter Ji-less-ness. Wasn't there talk of some Shakespeare festival she was going to go to?

Current Mood: hungry
Current Music: the Little Lady, freshly woken up, talking indistictly around her pacifier

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