Yay Conspiracy Theories! Do post them, by all means. I'll very likely support them. I've had some of my own, but they're very vague and not very elaborate (like "Bin Laden was a fake invented by the CIA all along" and "all the Bush-votes were made up and fed into the computers by some evil virus in the service of Dubyah").

Yep, I was thinking about offering asylum to Americans too.