The most useless test ever...

These test thinggies have been proliferating here - but now my friend the Nazgul has found the most useless test ever: a test which Nazgul (Ringwraith from LOTR, for the non-initiated) you are. Point of the joke: all the Nazgul are basically the same, apart from their leader, the Witch King of Angmar, vulgo Nazgul #1, who's exactly like the others plus a crown, and he gets to die individually and remarkably in book/movie no. 3. Point of the joke no. 2: "The Diary of Nazgul #5" is perhaps the funniest and widest known piece of humorous LOTR fan fiction.
This is what I got:



Which Ringwraith are You?
By Lisa


Apocryphal point of the joke: my friend the Nazgul kept being kicked out of the old Stone Inn one night by that infamous revolving door, and always came back as Nazgul #[previous + 1]. She ended up as #5, and remained claiming she was Nazgul #5 - but today the test showed she was really #2, poor thing!