The laziest ladybug in the history of entomology

Ladies and gentlemen,

may I introduce you to the slackest insect ever? It is a ladybug (considered cute, and hence not posted under a cut) that live on my window sill. It never stirs from there. It must be living off the cactus, which is probably psychedelic or something. It moves slowly, as if it were stoned all the time. From time to time, it falls onto its back, flails pathetically, and waits for me to turn it over again. Which I do, out of pity with the poor thing.

And yes, it really is this dirty; it never cleans itself like normal ladybugs do.

Amused,

Maru