No woman no cry, no bloke no argue!

Today, the coffee shop was completely drama free. No drama! Anywhere. It was soooo peaceful. That's probably because the entire population consisted of:

• one female barista
• one Italian girl Skype-ing on her laptop
• another young woman using her laptop without talking
• two nondescript ladies sharing a muffin
• a mother and daughter looking at leaflets from the local church
• two student girls earnestly comparing notes from a lecture
• two lesbians snuggling
• the Nazgul and me being sportsy

Yes, that's right -- not a single bloke anywhere in the whole coffee shop. There was no sign on the door or anything; there just weren't any blokes.

Zero.

And it was soooooooo peaceful...