Instructions for Atlanteans re. coffee

Sorry, wiebke and cracicotus, I was in a hurry to catch the train at nine and couldn't prepare for coffee-making. So here is what you do to gain morning caffeine:

• The coffee grinder with coffee in is in the cabinet above the kettle; the coffeemaker is in the cabinet below.
  
• The little knob needs turning with the tip of a knife; one full turn is right for one go.
  
• Make with boiling water; use darkened chopstick to stir coffee. Press the press down all the way. If it resists, let up a bit, then press more until the knob touches the lid.
  
• Milk is in the fridge, as are all the other makings of breakfast; take whatever you want!
  
• Please fold up the computer before you go and store it on the shelf underneath the glass, atop that stack of large-format books. I don't trust these cats. Especially not the black one!

Thanks!

Everybody else: sorry for the spammage, but this was the surest way to tell them.-