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Blog as someone else day: Mephisto
May. 15th, 2009 12:15 pmEverybody is so mean to me. Life is mean! Lucifer held me down and washed my face again, and then he gobbled up all the little bits of sausage the human was giving him. He is such a dog! I don't eat from human fingers. That is ewww! I like my food on the floor or in a bowl, like a proper cat.
And now Lucifer is smarming up to the human again, but she doesn't have any sausage or cheese on her table any more, only the stinky icky black stuff humans like so much. So no more nice fudz, not even for stupid Lucifer, that dog! It's so mean she eats all the nice human fudz and makes us eat kibble kibble kibble kibble day in day out.
The other day the humans sat down at the kitchen table with bowls of really nice-smelling fudz and ate that and didn't even bother filling our special bowls! Even smarmy Lucifer was offended and stared at the humans, but they only laughed at us! Now he got to see how mean the humans really are.
At least the other human made the UFO appear again. She is really good that way. I like the UFO, I can watch it for hours. Lucifer pretends to be bored by it. He curls up and goes to sleep because chasing UFOs is only for over-imaginative kittens. Yeah, whatever.
Life is so mean when you're a small black cat.
And now Lucifer is smarming up to the human again, but she doesn't have any sausage or cheese on her table any more, only the stinky icky black stuff humans like so much. So no more nice fudz, not even for stupid Lucifer, that dog! It's so mean she eats all the nice human fudz and makes us eat kibble kibble kibble kibble day in day out.
The other day the humans sat down at the kitchen table with bowls of really nice-smelling fudz and ate that and didn't even bother filling our special bowls! Even smarmy Lucifer was offended and stared at the humans, but they only laughed at us! Now he got to see how mean the humans really are.
At least the other human made the UFO appear again. She is really good that way. I like the UFO, I can watch it for hours. Lucifer pretends to be bored by it. He curls up and goes to sleep because chasing UFOs is only for over-imaginative kittens. Yeah, whatever.
Life is so mean when you're a small black cat.
