I must be crazy...

[yakalskovich]

I just agreed with the Lady Lena to adopt another kitten next year -- a little black tomcat. He's not even born yet, but with 25 kittens a year from her stables, there's bound to be a black male.

I want my cats easily distinguishable! Also, according to the Lady Petersilie whom I know from my German blog, a male tends to terrorise a female, so it's better to have another male.

I'm going to have much more room in my new flat (over 10 square metres more!) PLUS a balcony so they can go outside -- I can afford it!


Most likely, his name will be Crowley, with 'Teja' and 'Severus' as options if he's not one of nature's Crowleys...

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[yakalskovich]

OMG, that would be such a fucking furious kitty when it arrives!

To say nothing of the customs thing. And the many ways it could die on the way...

[moons-storm.livejournal.com]

Seriously pissed cat.

I'm sure I could spring for Global Priority mail. The thing would only be in there for three to five days.

(I do so hope you know I'm teasing, cause that would be cruel to do to an animal!)

[yakalskovich]

Course you are! The only way of getting a live cat over there would be putting it directly on a plane, in care of the cabin crew, to be handed over to you at an airport in Florida -- and that would cost an incredible amound of money, or somebody would have to screw a male air hostess.

But as I am getting older, the gay blokes I know have all settled down, so nobody left who'd casually bonk a male air hostess in order to get a kitten to Florida. Sorry.-

Teasing as well!

[moons-storm.livejournal.com]

More lamentation for me.

Woe!

Woe, woe, woe!