Doable New Years' resolutions -- as seen around, specifically at <lj site="livejournal.com" user="co

[yakalskovich]

1. I will not use my Danish battle-axe to decapitate anybody except superfluous Siemens, Hypo RealEstate, Opel, or general bank and hedge fond managers designated for public deletion.-
2. I will not teach Mephisto to tap-dance.
3. I will not nuke the Miserable Village unless provoked.

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[wiebke.livejournal.com]

Mwahahahaha.

While visiting with family last week, was reminded that one of my sisters actually works for Siemens. She's a systems engineer, I think, doing projects like library database system and stuff. (Totally unlike me, she was a math major.) My mother worked for Siemens-Nixdorf for a number of years doing US marketing work for the ancient computers of the mid-to-late 80s :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Admirable, the only sort of resolutions that sound any good; but I kept hearing that one should never ever make resolutions with "not" in them (possibly because those were always the only things I could think of).