yakalskovich | Dogs are weird

Remember Q, the Metropolitans' dog? I did post pictures of him at some stage.

Well, it seems he met a female dog in heat on his walk the day before yesterday and wasn' t let onto her - she was so small, Thomas the Metropolitan said, that Q's willie would have come out at the front.-

Ever since then, the frustrated dog has been licking his own willie rather ceaselessly, first to sorta give himself a BJ (dogs are amazing!!), then because it started to hurt and he wanted to make it better the way he knows - by licking it.

So, he licked his own willie till he bled, and has been dripping blood occasionally on the Metropolitans' carpet all of yesterday and ever since.

Poor silly old dog.-

Edit: When I just posted this, Deepest Sender informed this is my 100th post on my LJ. 100 posts, and what do I use the jubilee for? A funny quiz? No. A happy squee about my newest enthusiasm (how hilarious

ottochriek is even when the occasion is serious, for example)? No. Some deep insight or new flotsam from the memepool? No. At least some irate rant about technical idiocy? No. Embarrassing stuff about private dog anatomy.-

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Ow, that must, errr, SUCK for poor doggy!

Incidentally, that story reminds me of the time in college when Caleb got really concerned about his willy. Being a worry-prone gay boy, Caleb thought he had some disease or whatever. Finally, desperate, he went to the university clinic, where this Russian lady basically looked at it and asked him how must he'd been masturbating. He admitted, yeah, a bunch, and the woman told him he'd basically worn himself out. LOL.

(I feel OK sharing that becuse Caleb barely ever reads LJ and certainly wouldn't be reading yours!)

Poor old Q, yes.- I don't know if he'll be reassured by the fact that it happens to humans as well - but it certainly will entertain his bosses (under no naming of names, even cities, of course...)

Hi, just noticed you friended me and thought I'd return the favour and drop you a line about it. :-)
I am definitely intrigued by your choice of music and the weird dog stories.
Funny coincidence, I just scrounged through

the_patrician's journal (one has to keep tabs on the goings-on in Ankh-Morpork) and read

margolotta's comments - and behold, that's you too!

So, may there be friendly international (Bavaria is abroad) relations forthwith! That a word? Oh, and you like St.Petersburg. I was there, last year. Incredible city!

Ooh. I did notice you around in Ankh-Morpork, so I decided that I had to add you to my RL journal's flist, as you seem to be a RL person. Do you have an incarnation in Ankh-Morpork? I did a list of everyone because I was terminally confused as to what Australian was what student wizard, the difference between Ji and Jill, and who Vee was, but there was no Woelfle on it. Perhaps there should be, in the column for "RL livejournal"?

I love St. Petersburg and am plotting to go back there next summer, for a longer time and with two friends. It was a city where I felt right at home about three hours after I'd arrived, and it is much like Ankh-Morpork in many ways. There's definitely some sort of Shades in the semi-derelict areas near Apraksin Dvor and suchlike...

If there were cars in Ankh-Morpork, they would behave exactly the way St. Petersburg cars behave. Those are tough bastards.

So, welcome to my friends' list, oh, pardon me, my list of people who trust me enough to let me read their locked entries. Today's Renaming was ridiculous, but then, I abhor Renamings as such, once more especially in a St. Petersburg context.

As of very recently, I'm not only

margolotta, I'm

pteppicymon as well. I must be mad...

LOL!

Yes, I did occasionally comment in Ankh-Morpork, being the "real" me but trying to be fictional with what I said ~~and having sort of a history with the Patrician~~, but I've never made up a Discworld persona. LJ swallows up too much of my time as it is already. But I did once consider trying Gaspode.
Confused?

Your St.Petersburg plans sound really cool. Go for it! I just love each and every foreign big city I've been in. Unfortunately I only spent three days in SP, and the inpressions I got between continuous sneezing, express sightseeing, rehearsing, performing and drinking were these: Huuuge, expensive, criminal, trendy, exciting, great Metro, worth more time.
Dunno about Ankh-Morpork, though - it always seemed a bit more crammed in my head. But there definitely are some Shadesy areas.

I suppose you're not mad, just extremely busy and creative. :-D

Ah-HA! I have tracked down Lady Margolotta! Sorry, was crusing through Eugenie's/Otto's rpers friends thing.

Am Ashie/Skazz/Tez. And the post I did earlier today? It was meant to go to my journal, not Tez's. Sorreh.

Yes, I realise, and yes, I realised. Hello, Ashie.-

I just couldn't stop myself from taking the Mickey out of you at that mis-directed post. Not that I haven't caused that sort of mix-up myself at some stage, though...

Vee told me it was called meta-posting. I did it with Teppic's very first comment post, too.

And I just did it with this very comment! Arggghhh!!!
::facepalm::

*grins* Heh. It's alright then.

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