Dogs are weird

[yakalskovich]

Remember Q, the Metropolitans' dog? I did post pictures of him at some stage.



Well, it seems he met a female dog in heat on his walk the day before yesterday and wasn' t let onto her - she was so small, Thomas the Metropolitan said, that Q's willie would have come out at the front.-

Ever since then, the frustrated dog has been licking his own willie rather ceaselessly, first to sorta give himself a BJ (dogs are amazing!!), then because it started to hurt and he wanted to make it better the way he knows - by licking it.

So, he licked his own willie till he bled, and has been dripping blood occasionally on the Metropolitans' carpet all of yesterday and ever since.

Poor silly old dog.-


Edit: When I just posted this, Deepest Sender informed this is my 100th post on my LJ. 100 posts, and what do I use the jubilee for? A funny quiz? No. A happy squee about my newest enthusiasm (how hilarious ottochriek is even when the occasion is serious, for example)? No. Some deep insight or new flotsam from the memepool? No. At least some irate rant about technical idiocy? No. Embarrassing stuff about private dog anatomy.-

Comments

[ashen_key]

*grins* Heh. It's alright then.