yakalskovich | True Blood, 3rd season finale -- running commentary

If I were Bill, I'd have lost patience with Sookie long ago! She wakes up, jumps up, and socks him one without wasting one moment on thinking. Also, she is getting extra-special in an Anita Blake sort of way. I don't know if I really approve...
I love Pam!! She is cool and has style. I wish the Milli!version would resurface so Margolotta could meet her.
Jason just 'rationalised away all need for law enforcement'? Yep, that's the kind of goofy thing he does. I guess he'd be better off just shutting up and bonking ladies instead of trying to think.
That Fortenberry mess is just hilarious! Go Hoyt!
Oh she can do nasty, feeding that slimy git's bloody remains to the garbage disposal!
Rough custom among those panthers! Am I weird for thinking that those scruffy children will probably look nicer as panther cubs?
Poor Terry sits on his doorsteps and publicly bawls. Awww.
Jason just inherited a pride of very ragged were-panthers. Ooops!
Little man in big white coat coming for Lafayette! That would be worrisome if it wasn't Jesús.
"You're a witch who's a nurse who's a dude?" ROFL! At least you noticed he's a dude, Lafayette!
What??? Why is Bill suddenly turning against Eric and Pam that way? That is unexpected! And very un-Bill-like.
Oh dear, what's that spooky doll in the house Hoyt got?
If somebody knelt down in front of me like that and tell me that they're going to cold-bloodedly murder a lot of people for me, I'd call them a creepy obsessed creep and kick them out of the house. And maybe call the cops on them. And then maybe call the people they were going to murder.
Don't break up like that, you morons! It never lasts long. Your dramaz are getting ridiculous.
Oh hi Eric! Bill's methods of murdering you seem to have been a tad ineffective.
"I want my phone back." You just have to love Eric! He's so much cooler than our leading couple.
Bill is always a sourpuss -- what do you think?
Vampire deathmatch. A bit narm, actually.
Since when did they install streetlights on the Bon Temps cemetery?? They never had them before.
Fuck me in chocolate!! They end the season on a total cliffhanger. How long do we have to wait now??