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yakalskovich) wrote2011-02-25 05:13 pm
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Open letter to my big red cat
Dear cat,
no, you can't have any more olive ciabatta. The olive ciabatta is finished, and, considering our relative sizes, you had significantly more of it than I did.
And no, as we are talking, I can't feed you solely on olive ciabatta, South Tyrolean bacon, fried liver in sour cream sauce, tuna, and the leftover milk from cereals, warmed and thinned by adding some tea.
Those are supposed to be human foods. I know you like them, but you do have to eat cat food.
You are a cat, savvy?
Love,
your amused human
no, you can't have any more olive ciabatta. The olive ciabatta is finished, and, considering our relative sizes, you had significantly more of it than I did.
And no, as we are talking, I can't feed you solely on olive ciabatta, South Tyrolean bacon, fried liver in sour cream sauce, tuna, and the leftover milk from cereals, warmed and thinned by adding some tea.
Those are supposed to be human foods. I know you like them, but you do have to eat cat food.
You are a cat, savvy?
Love,
your amused human
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My cat is a bit of a gourmet -- he eats stuff that makes people hungry!
He knows how to share, only has to do it in a cat-like manner. That means Mephi gets to sit beside him and look unhappy while Lucifer eats, or slurps the milk. When he decides he is done, and something happens to be left, Mephi may have a go.
However, there is almost always something left, even if there wasn't all that much to begin with.-
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I'm curious, what makes South Tyrolean bacon so good that the place name gets added?
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It's not really like German bacon, and not really like Italian prosciutto, but something special and interesting and intense. Even in the cheap shops, you pay a nontrivial amount of money for it. I rather like it, and so from time to time, I have some, and my cats get some small hard bits from near the rind (which I cut off).
If I say that Teja has 'cured meat' with his breakfast? That is basically what I mean.
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