Open letter to my big red cat

[yakalskovich]

Dear cat,

no, you can't have any more olive ciabatta. The olive ciabatta is finished, and, considering our relative sizes, you had significantly more of it than I did.

And no, as we are talking, I can't feed you solely on olive ciabatta, South Tyrolean bacon, fried liver in sour cream sauce, tuna, and the leftover milk from cereals, warmed and thinned by adding some tea.

Those are supposed to be human foods. I know you like them, but you do have to eat cat food.

You are a cat, savvy?

Love,
your amused human

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Pfft, no fish please, we're cats. Nor turkey, or any other lightly prepared concotion. Only dry cat food - for a random* limited time until they decide to gorge only on something else; they would eat caviar-priced veterinary diet and milk and yogurt and ice cream every day. Also african violets. They went off cheese which proves there's no milk in cheese anymore.


* read: right after I bought 10 kg of it.

[yakalskovich]

They are STRANGE. Especially with the African violets.

Milk and yogurt sounds like a start -- unless they puke on the milk?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Milk is never good for them. They are like humans and want it nevertheless.


ETA: and by starve I mean they don't clean their plates three times a day and wait for the midnight snack. Only my neighbour thinks they aren't their ideal weight.

[yakalskovich]

In what way is milk not good for them?