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yakalskovich) wrote2011-02-25 05:13 pm
yakalskovich) wrote2011-02-25 05:13 pm
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Open letter to my big red cat
Dear cat,
no, you can't have any more olive ciabatta. The olive ciabatta is finished, and, considering our relative sizes, you had significantly more of it than I did.
And no, as we are talking, I can't feed you solely on olive ciabatta, South Tyrolean bacon, fried liver in sour cream sauce, tuna, and the leftover milk from cereals, warmed and thinned by adding some tea.
Those are supposed to be human foods. I know you like them, but you do have to eat cat food.
You are a cat, savvy?
Love,
your amused human
no, you can't have any more olive ciabatta. The olive ciabatta is finished, and, considering our relative sizes, you had significantly more of it than I did.
And no, as we are talking, I can't feed you solely on olive ciabatta, South Tyrolean bacon, fried liver in sour cream sauce, tuna, and the leftover milk from cereals, warmed and thinned by adding some tea.
Those are supposed to be human foods. I know you like them, but you do have to eat cat food.
You are a cat, savvy?
Love,
your amused human
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Cough.
*points at own cats*
And they aren't even that stupid! They just like chocolate. And things that give them stomach ulcers, like chives.
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But I guess white chocolate is all right, if they like it --- it doesn't really have much theobromine.