Another post for the librarians on my flist...

[yakalskovich]

BOOKS --THAT IS EXACTLY HOW THEY WORK!

Found by essayel here, but as thy have silly safeguards against deep-linking, I use the Russian original.

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Looked at your post three times today and kept thinking of "Brazil"!

[yakalskovich]

I think of 'Brazil' every time I have to deal with IBM or Hewlett-Packard. Especially IBM totally behaves as if they were Central Services.

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That reminds me that I constantly expect them to drop in on me. It's such a constant that I no longer even think about it, just part and parcel of Daily Dread *g*

[yakalskovich]

You need some guerilla repair people, then?

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Oh yes. Oh yes oh yes oh yes. No need for the first team, just send the gorillaz now.

[yakalskovich]

Plumbers? Electricians? Computer technicians? Fridge repairs?

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Yes.

[yakalskovich]

All of them? Oh bother.-

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Well at first I'd need a servant and a butler and a team of cleaners. And then carpenters oh carpenters. Furnishers. And whatever those that do doors and locks are, THOSE first please.

[yakalskovich]

You want guerrilla locksmiths?

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YESSSHHHHHHHHHHHH


puleez


lately the lock wouldn't even open from either side and I can't get that size doors no more and I'm scared and oh you will love this:


the locksmith I nearly had come (never sure if house would pay for it as they should or not) was the one who remembered HAVING DRILLED A HOLE THROUGH MY CEILING

[yakalskovich]

Oh dear, yes, I hear horror stories. A lady called Kelef on my other blog roll has been suffering from a protracted case of plumbers, plasterers and painters for years now...