Prompt me?

[yakalskovich]

Will take #ficfriday prompts here or on Twitter: 140 characters there as usual, three sentences there! For any of my Milli!charries, anything you know me to be into, or have written about as per AO3, or even Morningstar Manor if any of those muns is still hanging around...

Have at!

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[elingregory]

Urquhart/Moist - accidentally swap underpants

Poins - morning after far too much sack

Andras and Charlie find something nasty in the woodshed

[yakalskovich]

Urquhart still has the torn underwear that he wiggled into, that morning in Sto Helit when they were worming their way into that ball with the second-best whiskey. It had been insufferably narrow in the leg, and hadn't really survived the day. Moist had most likely not even noticed his underwear was rather wider than usual that day.

[yakalskovich]

There is a savage beast beneath Ned's scalp,
Pulling with cruel claw the roots of all his hairs,
While he is smothered by his own foul stench.
Why would the pleasant sack exact such a revenge
The moment it sees daylight through his eyes?

[yakalskovich]

"I'm not going back in there!" Andras says, staring at the door of the shed. "Fuck, not! Not unless you manage to close that trunk lid before I help you with those logs. It's full of the most fucked-up rancid unwashed Morris dancing costumes you ever had to smell!"