What the train did to me...

[yakalskovich]

...or why I arrived hellishly late for work today.

Because they have changed totally everything about the system of suburban trains in Munich, as of today, in one fell swoop!!

All the train numbers have been shuffled around, and the times, and the famed new every-ten-minutes system is only good for mornings and evenings during rush hour, when I rarely need it anyway, and OMG I am so confused!!!

In loggage format:

Yakkie: arrives at the train station as per usual.
Train Nr S5: arrives at slightly odd time, but Munich trains, you know...
Yakkie: jumps aboard S5, sits, draws out book and is lost.
Book: ...Ihlini magic...sex...big cats...people swear by Asar-Suti as matter of course...sex...Lochiel...Ihlini magic...glass-columned cavern...purkle light...the Gate is a pool in the ground...Asar-Suti!!...
Yakkie: Whoah!!! is transfixed
Train Nr S5: Fasangarten!
Yakkie: What pheasant what?? What?? By Asar-Suti, I'm not friggin' supposed to be here!! What happened?? Runs out of train and stares at utterly unfamiliar station.

And then the train back took its own sweet time to arrive, and then I had to find out which train now goes to where I am supposed to go, and then it has to come and...

Oh urgs! Underworld! I feel like visiting burnination by purkle flames on the utter morons who changed a running system in that way!

Comments

Too late at night to do clever quotes

[asar-suti.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be up at all if I weren't RPing with my very favourite Australian.

Well, I posted this entry right after it happened, so I was still full of righteous indignation. And I left it as it is because I dodn't do sneaky ETAs. Unlike certain other people.

it is far too late at night - pity me, don't mock me

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

i know. i know everything about your nocturnal habits, as you can see!

time out, ok! i never do them, so there.

Awwww poor old 'Tweeny!!

[asar-suti.livejournal.com]

My nocturnal habits are extremely odd. And my time scale is so utterly borken, oh woe!! Wailey Wailey Wailey!!

careful - you are entering the danger zone now!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

coz i reached the threshold where i can't bother to contain my sorrow, and as it never finds an outlet - only an inlet - and you are the only one here, i might wail at you how my one rl friend won't call again after our altercation, and how my new rl friend is going to move away. then i have nobody. really nobody at all! add to that no job, and then send alsatians to eat my dead body.

Indeed?

[asar-suti.livejournal.com]

Are you very likely to wail and rail in that fashion?

I would have to disappoint you, my dear. There are no Alsatians here, just one rather elderly and rheumatic Rottweiler.

yes

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

well, i did, didn't i.

oh, rottweilers, even better/worse *feels zerfleischt*

The dog

[asar-suti.livejournal.com]

Getting dismembered by Q is even less likely than getting dimembered by your own teddy bear. Just look at him!! Utter wooby, that dog!

dismembered by my own teddy bear

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

gah, you reminded me, it's a bloody koala! i might get dismembered by it *longs for old panda instead of stupidly self-bought australian drop-bear*

and q, though looking very ahem stolid under the table there has more powerful jaws than an alsatian. as i will already be dead, he should have no problem dismembering me. think of what you save on dog food!!