ROFLMAOPIP!!!
You know what? Arte TV just now totally used this demotivational as a background for the anchor while leading in to a film about the current Blackwater scandal.
Complete with that caption and everything!!
Complete with that caption and everything!!
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My bloody C key is bloody stuk...
When Windows 7 omes out I am so totally getting a omputer where there are atually letters on the keyboard, and all the keys work to spes, and there is no white stripe six pixels wide on the sreen!!
WTF Google??
WTF are 'cheap male flights'?? That is what Google ads offered me with the notify of the latest Charlie Monroe tag in Milliways.-
I think my inner!Teja is offended on behalf of Charlie...
I think my inner!Teja is offended on behalf of Charlie...
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Idling
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It's totally raining cats and dogs, so I am idling and hoping for it to stop; but if it doesn't by four, I'll take an umbrella.-
BRAAAAIIIIINS...
In Aussie-Land, it's National Zombie Awareness Week. No, really. Honestly. Officially. No joke!
**giggles madly**
**giggles madly**
ROFL
On my zefaimages.com desk calendar this week, there is a woman in purple playing air guitar. With passion. That amuses me.
ETA: Now I'm home and not just posting from my cell phone: this is the picture.
ETA: Now I'm home and not just posting from my cell phone: this is the picture.
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*giggles* *points at nice pun*
Morningstar Manor is too small to have anything like ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
milliquotes , so I have to present here what Seattle's character Shila just said about Tibetan butter tea.
Andras: "Molestation [of tea]?" Andras grinned. "Oh, the salt. That's a very lawyerly way of saying that."
Shila: She grinned. "Someone should charge the Tibetan people with a-salt and buttery against their tea."
[[Sorry, no links; Manor threads are more often locked than not. You have to believe me.]]
milliquotes , so I have to present here what Seattle's character Shila just said about Tibetan butter tea.Andras: "Molestation [of tea]?" Andras grinned. "Oh, the salt. That's a very lawyerly way of saying that."
Shila: She grinned. "Someone should charge the Tibetan people with a-salt and buttery against their tea."
[[Sorry, no links; Manor threads are more often locked than not. You have to believe me.]]
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Remember Pope Palpatine?
Seems the Protestant church is't any better. Just see what inredible evidence![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
nazgul_nr_5 uncovered today:
Seems the Protestant church is't any better. Just see what inredible evidence
nazgul_nr_5 uncovered today:
Pope Palpatine - pictorial proof
Nah, really, look at the nice shiny pictures the Nazgul sent me to prove the claims about the new pope really being Emperor Palpatine. I just re-post them here to share our amusement.
Pope
Palpatine
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Have you hugged a planet recently?
freeformchick and I were taking a break between two pieces of loggage (coming up on the regular Discworld RPG comm soon, because they take place in Bonk and are needed for the present plot line, hurrah!), when we discovered how much we actually like our planet despite the fact that it sits bang in the middle between the two of us.(Follow this pseudo-cut to our insanity on Penelope's LJ)
Spam meme - gacked from wiebke
wiebke just quoted and commented on the funniest spam headlines that were filtered from her inbox today; I looked into mine, just having arrived at work, and will do the same. Go on, you lot, mock your spam and let us see!"Anxiety can be difficult. Let us help!"
Awww, how nice of you. I will let you know if I ever feel any anxiety that's out of the ordinary.
"Help your boyfriend with his pain"
Eeeek - what boyfriend? You've got the wrong person. I only have figments who have virtual boyfriends (in the
discworld_rpg), the most notable of whom is RPed by a wonderful young woman in Australia with whom I get on just fine without any spammy suggestions, thank you."Monster Cock Pornno"
Nah, you don't mean me, you mean
vaysh!"Viagra für Deutschland"
*sporfl*!!! That's exactly what Germany needs to restore its lost potency on the world market! Now we know. And just look at Chancellor Schröder, he will be so grateful for your offer.
"encouragement tender"
Who are you, an electronic re-incarnation of e.e. cummings?
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Discworld has eaten my brain. More precisely, the discworld_rpg has.
nazgul_nr_5 now has found pictorial proof:
( Cut for Brain Eating and Flist Spamming )
discworld_rpg has. nazgul_nr_5 now has found pictorial proof:( Cut for Brain Eating and Flist Spamming )
How to miss out in life, part 1/?
Something I overheard from two passing blond chicks young women near the train station:
"He came in, took one look at my espresso machine, and ran away again."
What???
My brain reconstructs the following story: she invites him for coffee and all that entails; he thinks the machine in charge of making the coffee isn't good enough for his highly exacting standards, and as a consequence forgoes the "all that entails" part as well.
Stupid fellow; it was a perfectly acceptableblond chick young woman.
Even if the espresso machine had been a thoroughly rotten birthplace of new universes as the one belonging tonazgul_nr_5's dirtbags is, he could always have asked for water...
"He came in, took one look at my espresso machine, and ran away again."
What???
My brain reconstructs the following story: she invites him for coffee and all that entails; he thinks the machine in charge of making the coffee isn't good enough for his highly exacting standards, and as a consequence forgoes the "all that entails" part as well.
Stupid fellow; it was a perfectly acceptable
Even if the espresso machine had been a thoroughly rotten birthplace of new universes as the one belonging to
nazgul_nr_5's dirtbags is, he could always have asked for water...Update on newspaper article
Remember the rabid dead man who was alive, yesterday? I managed to get hold of the newspaper in question, and the front page article in its entirety reads as follows:
(Munich) On Thursday last week, he had been declared dead: a 60-year-old develoment aid worker who had allegedly been infected with rabies while in India. Now follows the incredible disclaimer: the man is alive and in intensive care in the Großhadern general hospital. And it's not even certain whether it is rabies he's suffering from: see p. 15
General Hospital, Großhadern:
Man Who Died From Rabies Is Alive
Incredible Misinformation! Doctors Quarrel About Diagnosis
Man Who Died From Rabies Is Alive
Incredible Misinformation! Doctors Quarrel About Diagnosis
(Munich) On Thursday last week, he had been declared dead: a 60-year-old develoment aid worker who had allegedly been infected with rabies while in India. Now follows the incredible disclaimer: the man is alive and in intensive care in the Großhadern general hospital. And it's not even certain whether it is rabies he's suffering from: see p. 15
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Newspaper headline just now
Man who died from rabies is alive! IALVATJ!!!
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