Accidental creations

Writing about the nonsense spam that has been in abundant evidence these last few weeks, canis_m accidentally created a very charming entity called a Pronunciation Jaguar; she named him Lash the Enforcer. He'll bite parts of you off if you seriously mispronounce things...

So, while waiting for the queue to calmly enter my fax server (and not much else going on), I'll have a look at the funny critters and concepts the next random gibberish spam provides me with:

• actinic rap: Is that opposite of gangsta rap, music that extols the virtue of the police force?
  
• canopy heir fraud: One wonders what kind of canopy these people stand to inherit to resort to such measures...
  
• A jurisprudential ape , though, is a creature we have all of us encountered at some stage or another.
  
• Also, a ridiculous malcontent contractor - don't we just love these guys?
  
• Sometimes I end up being a pensive clockwatcher, especially at times like this when the server does things and I have just to be there to hold its hand. I think I shall buy an Ikon or create a magickal entity (same difference, really) to mollycoddle the server a bit so I'll get to do other things.
  
• A flamingo burlesque might be fun to watch, although, alas, I have never yet seen one...
  
• Who actually is the assiduous democracy foe?
  
• And perhaps, wiebke has heard about a consulate parakeet?
  
• That raven brimstone fiberglas stuff must be the modern-day Goth material of choice, and
  
• behind a laudanum guardhouse I wouldn't feel very safe.
  

So much for ONE single effin' spam mail! We should all read the things more often istead of just delete them.

Repeated special kudos to canis_m for thinking of this brilliant way to while away dead time...

Mercredi interviewed me!

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( 1. Many of us know that you are writing a novel about Rasputin and you have done a great deal of research on him. Given the chance to communicate with him in the great beyond, what five interview questions would you ask him? )

( 2. Like me, I know that you were very taken with Andy Collins presentation on Watchers at Grissecon. Do you know any people who you think could be descended from the Watchers -- either spiritually or physically? )

( 3. Despite having a bad opinion of the United States of America and its politicians, what is one thing that you like about the USA? )

( 4. Do you think that humanity overall is better, the same, or worse than it ever has been. If it has gotten worse, at what point do you think our planet was more utopian? )

( 5. You enjoy chatting through the voices of your figments. If you could actually become a character of your own creation, who would it be and why? )

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