Interceding on behalf of New Zealand

This is my answer to that post of schiarire's. Sorry, no crayons. I do everything with my fountain pen.

So, in the name of my notional Maori ancestors*, the Lady Iris who lived and worked at a Backpackers' station where there were penguins, and the beautiful locations of the LOTR movies, I voice the following doubt to the idea of simply exchanging the location of Texas and Australia:

( Poor New Zealand )