Original meme

gabby2600 started his own meme today. Unfortunately, I can't spontaneously think of anybody else I want to assassinate if I could get away with it (as was his question), apart from his own number one, and that's pretty much a case of "Who wouldn't", I think.

But something schiarire said in an email just now inspired me to try and start my own meme as well. It would take the following shape:

List three characters that you write fic about or RP, and tell us what you think they'd dislike about you, or might in their eyes disqualify you from writing/RPing them:

Teppic: I hate sports, I can't climb six feet of wall, rope or pole to save my life, I'm afraid of heights and I would prolly screech or gibber with fright at the prospect on riding a war/racing chariot.

Maglor: I think it's actually a good idea to let go of the past at some stage, and have little patience for people who seriously mope about indefinitely. My postulate that nobody has the right to take themselves entirely seriously all the time would so jar with his attitude; I can imagine his pained and irritated glance at my readiness to be flippant at his thousands of years of lonely suffering.

Dmitri: He'd find me terribly tactless, nosy and totally unsympathetic with his dreadful cageyness, also despicably unwilling to in any way fall for the kind of bland, adaptive charm he displays. Also, I thoroughly looked around his former home, even in corners I wasn't supposed to go, and came back again and again, which might translate for that somewhat paranoid fellow into me effectively "stalking" him 87 years after the fact.

So, come on everybody: what don't yours like about you?