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Mar. 15th, 2007 11:07 amCorollary to the Cat Rules:
The best time for cuddles is when your human has just sat down at the computer with fresh coffee and breakfast, ready to start whatever humans do during the day when they're not away. Coffee going cold, email and pings unanswered, and an empty stomach while looking at and smelling delicious Vendetta toast is a wonderful opportunity for your human to show you just how devoted they are to you. For emphasis, go boneless, close your eyes and add a low and insistent purr so any attempt at dislodging you will show them up as heartless, uncaring coffee addicts.