Doable New Years resolutions 2015

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1. I will not advise my Little Lady to do her mandatory internship at Night Vale Community Radio
2. I will not train my cats to do the dishes
3. I will not roast a whole dodo for any holiday whatsoever
4. I will not intentionally topple the precarious rock in Thingvellir
5. I will not join either HYDRA or SHIELD

Happy New Numbers, as Russell Brand so aptly put it.-