Maru's Mun Journal

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1. I will not grow a garden in my bathroom.
2. I will not pursue plans to be turned into a vampire.
3. I will not slaughter any arch-enemy of mine just to make tandoori liver.
4. I will not buy a motorcycle for my Little Lady.
5. I will not paint my cats' claws magenta.

As I have done in recent years, I will state some resolutions that I can and will keep in 2012.

1. I will not buy a space suit for my little black cat.

2. I will not paint all my walls entirely black.

3. I will always remember where up is.

4. I will not attempt to teach my littlest nephew Finnish.

5. I will not shoot my she-boss at point blank range.


In that spirit: - have a happy 2012!

((Last year's are here. I kept them all!!))

1. I will not hunt the Loch Ness monster in its native habitat.

2. I will not make a fleece blanket out of the fur my cats shed, however much I am tempted.

3. I will not buy an SUV.

4. I will not acquire a rocket launcher in RL.

5. I will not raise a full-sized pet tiger.