There is a special revenge England visits on Germany for its many shortcomings: it is called Rosamunde Pilcher. That's some writing lady of the Barbara Cartland/Maeve Binchy/Nicholas Sparks (last one no lady, but still the same for all practical purposes) persuasion who is only moderately successful in her native language but
enormously popular among elderly females of the middle to lower middle classes in Germany, in translation, of course.
Following that success, German public television makes the most stomach-heavingly saccarine made-for-TV-movies of those stomach-heavingly saccarine books, filmed on location somewhere over in .uk, and cast with German TV actors. The worst stuff
anyone can be subjected to on the effin' tube short of actual so-called "Volksmusik" (
wiebke and
floppy_hat probably know what that is; the rest should be really grateful they are spared that knowledge!!!), and my mother is just now watching this year's newest offering.
Of course it's on for Christmas, too.
So, as not to be forced to eventually spew forth my just-eaten Pink Herring Salad, I will go and read the newest part of the
"Taxes" AU POTC fanfic by
the_mad_fangirl in
pirategasm. Unfortunately, she's strewn that story all over the place, so I'll have to do some hunting and gathering until I get it complete. I like AU fanfics of the reincarnation flavour, as this one is; it's so funny to find the personages from a familiar fandom all mixed and matched differently, and slowly remembering who they used to be. Almost as much fun as ruminating what anybody would be like if they were to reincarnate as Wraeththu in the future...
So I'll be nicely busy until that accursed Pilcher thinggy has run its natural course, and I can go over into the family room again, settle on my favourite sofa, and go on reading
The Standing Dead while my parents do as usual in the background.
A propos of that book, I must say Ricardo really does know how to keep his readers on their toes emotionally. He draws you into his world and makes you fear and suffer with and for his characters, as utterly alien to us they might seem at first glance. The whole system is so cruel: everybody suffers dreadfully, from the sartlar all the way up to the Wise, the Chosen and the God Emperor - but somehow nobody gets anything for all their suffering, really. But, on the other hand, do we get any more for all
our varigated sufferings in our present world-wide civilisation; any more than a few fleeting pleasures, that is, just like these people back then in that fictional past had as well? Anyway, that's a question I might dwell on when I've finished the second book and write my review for
Areion.
I like to "Name the Dinosaur", though. Earthers, heaveners, raveners and even bellowers are comparatively easy, but I'm not quite decided on aquar (Struthiomimus, perhaps? But weren't those supposed to be smaller?), and can't tell at all in case of the "dragons".-