So, it's morning, and there's now
three conspiracies vying for my headspace. So I'm going to post them. Mark well, I don't believe in conspiracy theories. They can be defined as obviously idiotic explanantions you concoct as not to have to deal with the complexity of the real world. "Saddam Hussein has WMDs and is harbouring terrorists" was a classic conspiracy theory. They are stories we plug into the inexplicability of reality because we, as humans, want things to make
sense.
What I needed to invent a likely explanation for is the fact that Kerry gave in prematurely when it was really not his place to say yet whom the voters had really wanted. He
might want not to look like a sore loser - but who bloody cares what he bloody looks like, this is about people bloody
dying in Iraq and not some bloody gentlemanly game or even just paying back your supporters, as in other elections! There were deathly serious issues, and he bloody betrayed them! Everybody who voted for him had their vote bloody wasted now, and all anti-Bush supporters had their incredibly passionate work thrown into the bloody garbage! [/rant]
So, to my storyteller's mind, three more or less likely stories have suggested themselves:
They stole the election again. Remember how the story that Kerry had phoned Bush and conceded defeat and yadda yadda amorphously came up on the media networks first? What if they rigged that the moment they knew when Kerry was going to give a talk on whatever - of course each side has people among the other candidate's team. So what if Kerry never did intend to concede? He just couldn't say anything else after everyone had said he
had.. You don't accuse you opponent of such weird things. You just don't. Unless you're Dubya, of course.
Frat blood is thicker than voters'. Both candidates had been in Yale, and member of the infamous Skull & Bones. That group
is a standing conspiracy if there ever was one in our society, beyond the Freemasons, the Rotarians, and the Nazgul, the Lady Iris and me (last thing is an in joke; please disregard). What if they made an agreement among old comrades before that went something like, "If there's anything like a fifty/ffty situation again, it goes to the incumbent, as it's all to our common frat good anyway"?
Hillary '08. This isn't really
my conspiracy theory; I think
Telepolis had it ages ago, before the caususes, even. This basically said that for the strategic good of the Democrat party, there is no point in seriously challenging an incumbent in times of a crisis. And a crisis they certainly manufactured up to the last moment, thanks to generous help from Usama releasing a video just in time to help his old friend George. (Sorry, am becoming needlessly sarcastic at this point.) So, whatever the truth, whoever is dying, whatever Michael Moore
and
marchenland say, they were not going to risk a serious candidate this time around when Hillary Clinton becomes available in four years' time, will not run against an incumbent, and is rather guaranteeed to win. So, of course Kerry and his backers conceded. They weren't going to fight with teeth and claws for something they didn't really
want with all that much passion. No matter what the
voters wanted with however much passion.
-- So, here you have my conspiracy theories as to Why Kerry Conceded. Now have some nice music as well.
minkhollow has yousendited it, and it fits the present situation with spooky and scary perfection, although it was really written about Nixon and Vietnam, not Bush and Iraq.
"Monster", by SteppenwolfIf the link runs out because of too many downloads before next Wednesday, let either me or her know, and we'll yousendit it again, and fix the link. Go download and listen, everyone!
Thank you for your time and attention.